Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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