Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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