Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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