if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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