yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
