Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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