Fuck appropriateness.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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