Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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