Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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