I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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