Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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