Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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