Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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