I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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