Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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