Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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