so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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