I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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