sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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