Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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