I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Randomize
