Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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