ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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