yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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