Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My bed smells like the plague
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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