that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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