She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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