I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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