If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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