i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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