Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Randomize
