We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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