awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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