Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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