I can tuck mytits in my pants
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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