She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
