Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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