so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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