I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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