how hairy? two words: wookie tits
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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