so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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