so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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