im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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