better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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