Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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