At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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