my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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