I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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