did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize