i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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