you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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