I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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