I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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