OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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