Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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